Join the Irish Monster Raving Loony Party

Join the Irish Monster Raving Loony Party and help us put the principle of lunacy back into politics and Government. With over 3 members, the Irish Monster Raving Loony Party bases its outlook on key principles: Equality of Insanity, Lunacy, Lunaticacy and the persuit of the Good Times.....and a little bit of dancing.

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'Slimy One of the Week'

I believe that we should be able to vote by text a member of the Dail as the 'Slimy One of the Week' The slimy on shall be made stand outside Leinster house, wearing a Pinnochio-like nose where passersby can laugh and shout things like 'YOU - You know what you did withe your crazy glasses and nazi salutes'.

lower the voting age

I believe we should lower the voting age down to the age where we can first draw an X and count to ten. Its time we listened to children and besides something interesting might happen

24 hour pub and nightclub licencing.

As the OMRLPI is the party party we want 24 hour pub and nightclub licencing. Letting drunken nutters out on the streeets at the same time is exactly how it sounds - nuts. And besides sometimes I just want to dance and dance and dance - and then dance some more.

F.A.R.T. Banks

And on the subject of lost waste, you know the way methane is an energy source, I believe that we should have F.A.R.T. Banks (Flatualent Air Retrevieval Tanks). Places where we can utilise our normaly wasted personal gases. We could even put a special on at the base of the spire which could fuel a giant flame out of the top. And nobody can argue with this one fact: we will have them created one of the most unique and remarkable tourist attractions the world, yes the world, has yet seen.

We should be paid for our waste

I believe that we should be paid for our waste. Waste in this country is big business and we freely hand over items such as tin, paper and glass - items that have a value and we should get a part of it. People living on the steets could collect Tin and paper and bring them to specially constructed bring banks throught the city and exchange them for cold hard cash